• you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
• you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.
• you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.
• you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house..

 

• you could easily retire if you had a dollar for every time you've been asked about a saddle.
• you go to vacuum your car, and most of the hair is on the ceiling.
• the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home, and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.
• the monthly dog budget exceeds your mortgage payment.
• the pizza delivery guy tells you to meet him at the end of the sidewalk.
• your UPS and FedEx drivers have learned the art of tiptoeing to your door.
• you rate slingers on a 1-10 scale, judging by distance, velocity, and length