"I Don't Want A Show Dog; I Just Want A Pet..."

That's where people have made the right initial decision - they've taken the time and made the effort to understand that there are differences between breeds, and they should get one that at least comes close to matching their picture of what they want a dog to be.  Their next step, tragically, is that they go out and find a dog of that breed for as little money and with as much ease as possible. 

You need to realize that when you do this, you're going to the used car dealership, WATCHING them pry the "Audi" plate off a new car, observing them as they use Bondo to stick it on a '98 Corolla, and then writing them a check and feeling smug that you got an Audi for so little. 

It is NO bargain.

Those things that distinguish the breed you want from the generic world of "dog" are only there because somebody worked really hard to get them there.  And as soon as that work ceases, the dog, no matter how purebred, begins to revert to the generic.  That doesn't mean you won't get a good dog - the magic and the blessing of dogs is that they are so hard to mess up, in their good souls and minds, that even the most hideously bred one can still be a good dog - but it will not be a good Shepherd, or good Puli, or a good Cardigan, or Great Dane.  You will not get the specialized abilities, tendencies, or talents of the breed. 

If you don't NEED those special abilities or the predictability of a particular breed, you should not be buying a dog at all, you should go rescue one.  That way you're saving a life and not putting money in pockets where it does not belong. 

If you want a purebred and you know that a rescue is not going to fit the bill, the absolute WORST thing you can do is assume that a name equals anything.  They really are nothing more than name plates on cars.  What matters is whether the engineering and design and service department back up the name plate, so you have some expectation that you're walking away with more than a label.

Keeping a group of dogs looking and acting like their breed is hard, HARD work.  If you do not get the impression that the breeder you're considering is working that hard, is that dedicated to the breed, is struggling to produce dogs that are more than a breed name, you are getting no bargain, you are only getting ripped off.

Borrowed and adapted from Rufflyspeaking.net


In addition to our annual specialty shows each September, the Great Dane Club of Des Moines participates in outings and community events. We've had meetups at the Farmers Markets in Downtown Des Moines & Valley Junction, Meet the Breed events at Brown Dog Bakery,  Fourth of July Picnic & Fireworks, and outings to Snookie's Malt Shop.  You can find out more information about upcoming events on the Des Moines Great Dane Meetup Group.  Don't forget to keep an eye on our Facebook page, and the events page of this website for more information as well!

You Might Be A Great Dane Owner If...

  • ...you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair!
  • ...you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.
  • ...you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.
  • ...you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house!
  • ...you could easily retire if you had a dollar for every time you've been asked about a saddle *facepalm*
  • ...you vacuum out your car, and most of the dog hair is on the ceiling
  • ...the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home, and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose (oops).
  • ...the monthly dog budget exceeds your mortgage payment.
  • ...the pizza delivery guy tells you to meet him at the end of the sidewalk.
  • ...your UPS and FedEx drivers have learned the art of tiptoeing to your door!
  • ...you rate slingers on a 1-10 scale, judging by distance, velocity, and length.